| Minna! Konnichiwa! Hello, I have come to complain about how gay CHAVS are! So me and my friends made up a song about how gay chavs are!
I’m a chavvy chav,
So chavvy as can be,
You’ll be chavvy too if you look just like me,
I try to bowl it and wear fake Burberry,
I wear Lonsdale London,
And wear my make-up blatantly,
And an Emo once said to me,
You must die, die, die, you must die,
You must die, must die, must die,
You must die, must die, must die,
I’m not religious,
I don’t listen to God,
The only people I listen to,
Are Blazing Squad,
My trousers are so loose, so that you can see my pants,
I wear hoodies and caps,
And think I can dance,
And a Lady once said to me,
You must die, die, die, you must die,
You must die, must die, must die,
You must die, must die, must die,
I’m a chavvy chav,
Can’t you see?
I have furry coats and wear fake Gucci,
I’m attracted to girls, as well as guys,
It I said I was straight,
It was probably lies,
And a Goth once said to me,
You must die, die, die, you must die,
You must die, must die, must die,
You must die, must die, must die,
I’m a chav who’s so thick enough to not see,
Why all Goth’s and Emo’s hate me,
I have a high voice, won’t break I think,
I think I can sing and my track suites are pink,
And You once said to me,
You must die, die, die, you must die,
You must die, must die, must die,
You must die, must die, must die,
DEATH TO ALL CHAVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Alyssa/Reece
xoxo
P.S: No offence Chris! You're actually not that bad of a chav, so you can still live if you die down a little bit with the Lonsdale London crap. |
Gay Chav. How dare you turn CHAV on us?!
